From here, you – through your proxy the info packet – can fly through virtual space to a server somewhere, only to be relieved of traveling duty by a second messenger, making his or her return journey in the name of a handshake, all so that yet another messenger can be sent back, this time to herald the coming of a huge messenger, or maybe lots of huge messengers, soon hurrying over with that initially requested info, and so on so on… On the whole, a huge kudos to those little guys, who put in a lot of work to keep our system going. Our wonderful, so-often-corrupt system – but hey, corruption is no responsibility of those lovable runners. Do not shoot them! For each, what is the job but a journey, an adventure… an escapade from a storybook?
Anyway, from this airport you can embark on a journey to [almost] every place worth going. There’s a whole lot of crap out there; an impromptu campaign into the gluey tendrils of the web is likely to end in unfulfillment. Stay, though. Do not despair! I’ve taken the time to sift through a lot of it, and slowly but surely I’ve been compiling a record of only the very best content. (Emphasis on “slowly.”) Shall we fly?